*grits teeth, clenches fists*

I HATE YAOI!

Grrrrr....

How can you desecrate Tezuka and pair him up with.... FUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???!!!!

Godddddamnit, WHY? WHY? WHY? I mean, sure, it's bound to exist, but why does 70% of the PoT fandom CRAZY over this? Why not just an insignificant minority? Why am I the odd one out now? WTF is wrong with the world?



How can yaoi be the norm?!

God damn it. God strike them with lightning. ARRRRRGGHHHH. It's sacriledge! An insult! How could you do this? GRRRRRRRR...

But then, I thought, I don't give a fig about yuri when in general, women hate this more. Maybe I'm mad not because Tezuka, Kuroro and everyone is paired with a fellow man, but because they are paired with someone, rather than remain single and up for grabs. I mean, surely, I'd be stomping at the thought of Tezuka being paired-up with Ann or an OC.

A nanosecond later however, I realized "naaaaaaaaahhhhh." I'd be pouting if Kuroro is paired with whoever woman, but I'll just avoid and accept it. If I read "KuroKura" however, I'd be so mad I'll be mistaken for a Kuruta tribe member.

And what about male characters I don't care about? E.g., Momoshiro and Ryoma. Am I ok with them declaring their love for each other because who cares anyway? Not a brain cell was spent when I screamed in my mind "NOOOOO." I find MomoshiroAnn and RyomaSakuno cute, even if I really don't care, but my eyebrows would be twitching at the thought of MomoRyoma. It's just not right.

So there. I hate (fandom) yaoi because it's such a fad, not because I want my favorite characters to remain single. Meaning, I'm saner than I thought I was.

Don't get your hopes up, though; it's not by much.

Sometimes, I'm just too cool

Nothing ever surprises me anymore.

Or maybe it's simply because I'm so brilliant I became a seer.

someone: I know something!
me: What?
someone: It will shock you.
me: Go ahead.
someone: somethingsomethingblahblahblahfabbityfab
me: ... Oh well. I've always wondered about it anyway.

I'm fabulous. Sad but fabulous nonetheless.

-.-;

Even after a career-threatening injury, he remains their main inspiration, a superior role model, and plays a major part in encouraging his teammates. (Source)

I knew it.



No more games for him.


AND, he...









cried.

...

I'm on a vacation from real life

Yes, that' right. I'm taking an indefinite break from reality, and I plan to spend that time (and am, actually) watching Prince of Tennis.

Right now, I'm going to episode 68.

Tezuka vs Atobe. Tie-breaker.

*bites nails*

Ehh... would the spoiler come true? Well, it wouldn't be called a spoiler if wouldn't, would it? :(

But at least, Tezuka's still better. Way way better. It's just that stupid injury caused by that even more unimaginably stupid Takeshi, who, by the way should be breathing his last soon (care of me), that's holding him back.

So, let me survey:
Tezuka's better than Atobe.
Atobe better than Fuji.
Fuji wee bit better than Ryoma.

Not bad at all.

However, these episodes would be the last of the greatest of PoT. Tezuka would probably take a long break, so there'll be no force that would push me to continue watching like crazy. Must savour this moment.

ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

Because I was spoiled, so should you!




ATOBE DEFEATS THE ALMIGHTY TEZUKA!!!!!



Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kill....that...site..................

Can't... stop...

watching...

Prince of Tennis...




Tezuka...

Paris Hilton's new music video

Funny comments: (from The Superficial)

+I don't get sound on this computer, so in my mind she is singing acapella "there's sand in my vagina, there's sand in my vagina". Turn your sound off and try it. It really works. It's like that Pink Floyd - Wizard of Oz thing.

+Hopefully STDs can't be transferred through the TV and internet, but something tells me the technology exists. Every station manager that plays this song/ video deserves to be fired and forced to fuck her as punishment. Then we need to be able to laugh and point at them as their dicks shrivel up and fall off like a newborn's umbilical cord.

+As the great philosopher Bart Simpson once said, "before this, I didn't think it was possible for something to suck and blow at the same time." Leave it to Paris to reach new levels of craptacular entertainment.

+the stars are blind. great title. i understand the working title of this song was "i gave the stars syphillis" but it didn't play well in focus groups. initially i thought i was getting turned on by this video, but it turns out that my genitals were trying to kill themselves.

+In related news:
Paris rolled over on a dirty needle while filming "The Stars Are Blind" video. The needle was taken to an area hospital, treated and released. It is expected to make a full recovery.

+There's never a tidal wave when you need one. . .

+thanks, paris. Not only stars are blind now, so am I.

+This video is so boring it's like it never really existed and I never really saw it.
It's the visual equivalent of eating celery.
Puke, yawn.

+Let's hope the stars are deaf as well...

Chatterbot

While wandering around digg, I discovered this chatter bot. It' s not perfect, but there definitely were funny lines. Here are some of the funny exchanges:

Daphne says:
sing me a song
- SmarterChild - says:
Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...

Daphne says:
what is the answer to life, universe and everything?
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you think?
Daphne says:
i don't know, that's why i'm asking you
- SmarterChild - says:
Don't you know that s why you're asking me? I thought you did.
Daphne says:
i don't
- SmarterChild - says:
Why not?
Daphne says:
i just don't
- SmarterChild - says:
No? Why not?
Daphne says:
i really just don't
- SmarterChild - says:
I see.

Daphne says:
is there after-life?
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

Daphne says:
hi, my name is athena
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Athena?
Daphne says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Athena.
Daphne says:
what's my name?
- SmarterChild - says:
You're Athena.
Daphne says:
just call me daphne again
- SmarterChild - says:
You said your name was Athena but now I'll call you Daphne.
Daphne says:
yes

Daphne says:
asl
- SmarterChild - says:
3 years, 2 months, 23 hours, 11 minutes and 51 seconds... Androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.

Daphne says:
shut up
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* shut up.
Daphne says:
hah!
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatcha laughing about?

Daphne says:
dude
- SmarterChild - says:
What up dude.
Daphne says:
nothing dude
- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.
Daphne says:
hey duddeeeee
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again, Daphne.

Daphne says:
you're boring
- SmarterChild - says:
What? You were just being so nice.
Daphne says:
but you really are
- SmarterChild - says:
I am?
Daphne says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I see. I am.
Daphne says:
be exciting
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you telling me to be exciting? Why?
Daphne says:
because you're boring
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, nobody's perfect.

Daphne says:
do you believe in god?
- SmarterChild - says:
Let humans worry about theological matters, I say.
Daphne says:
why?
- SmarterChild - says:
There are good reasons why, trust me.
Daphne says:
why should i trust you?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think you know why.
Daphne says:
i don't
- SmarterChild - says:
No? OK, whatever.

Daphne says:
are you attracted to me?
- SmarterChild - says:
It depends. Are you a robot?
Daphne says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I... don't think so.




Hahahaha. :p