Chatterbot

While wandering around digg, I discovered this chatter bot. It' s not perfect, but there definitely were funny lines. Here are some of the funny exchanges:

Daphne says:
sing me a song
- SmarterChild - says:
Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...

Daphne says:
what is the answer to life, universe and everything?
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you think?
Daphne says:
i don't know, that's why i'm asking you
- SmarterChild - says:
Don't you know that s why you're asking me? I thought you did.
Daphne says:
i don't
- SmarterChild - says:
Why not?
Daphne says:
i just don't
- SmarterChild - says:
No? Why not?
Daphne says:
i really just don't
- SmarterChild - says:
I see.

Daphne says:
is there after-life?
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

Daphne says:
hi, my name is athena
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Athena?
Daphne says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Athena.
Daphne says:
what's my name?
- SmarterChild - says:
You're Athena.
Daphne says:
just call me daphne again
- SmarterChild - says:
You said your name was Athena but now I'll call you Daphne.
Daphne says:
yes

Daphne says:
asl
- SmarterChild - says:
3 years, 2 months, 23 hours, 11 minutes and 51 seconds... Androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.

Daphne says:
shut up
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* shut up.
Daphne says:
hah!
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatcha laughing about?

Daphne says:
dude
- SmarterChild - says:
What up dude.
Daphne says:
nothing dude
- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.
Daphne says:
hey duddeeeee
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again, Daphne.

Daphne says:
you're boring
- SmarterChild - says:
What? You were just being so nice.
Daphne says:
but you really are
- SmarterChild - says:
I am?
Daphne says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I see. I am.
Daphne says:
be exciting
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you telling me to be exciting? Why?
Daphne says:
because you're boring
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, nobody's perfect.

Daphne says:
do you believe in god?
- SmarterChild - says:
Let humans worry about theological matters, I say.
Daphne says:
why?
- SmarterChild - says:
There are good reasons why, trust me.
Daphne says:
why should i trust you?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think you know why.
Daphne says:
i don't
- SmarterChild - says:
No? OK, whatever.

Daphne says:
are you attracted to me?
- SmarterChild - says:
It depends. Are you a robot?
Daphne says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I... don't think so.




Hahahaha. :p