Solipsism, The: because Blogger is being a git

Thursday, June 15, 2006

*grits teeth, clenches fists*

I HATE YAOI!

Grrrrr....

How can you desecrate Tezuka and pair him up with.... FUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???!!!!

Godddddamnit, WHY? WHY? WHY? I mean, sure, it's bound to exist, but why does 70% of the PoT fandom CRAZY over this? Why not just an insignificant minority? Why am I the odd one out now? WTF is wrong with the world?



How can yaoi be the norm?!

God damn it. God strike them with lightning. ARRRRRGGHHHH. It's sacriledge! An insult! How could you do this? GRRRRRRRR...

But then, I thought, I don't give a fig about yuri when in general, women hate this more. Maybe I'm mad not because Tezuka, Kuroro and everyone is paired with a fellow man, but because they are paired with someone, rather than remain single and up for grabs. I mean, surely, I'd be stomping at the thought of Tezuka being paired-up with Ann or an OC.

A nanosecond later however, I realized "naaaaaaaaahhhhh." I'd be pouting if Kuroro is paired with whoever woman, but I'll just avoid and accept it. If I read "KuroKura" however, I'd be so mad I'll be mistaken for a Kuruta tribe member.

And what about male characters I don't care about? E.g., Momoshiro and Ryoma. Am I ok with them declaring their love for each other because who cares anyway? Not a brain cell was spent when I screamed in my mind "NOOOOO." I find MomoshiroAnn and RyomaSakuno cute, even if I really don't care, but my eyebrows would be twitching at the thought of MomoRyoma. It's just not right.

So there. I hate (fandom) yaoi because it's such a fad, not because I want my favorite characters to remain single. Meaning, I'm saner than I thought I was.

Don't get your hopes up, though; it's not by much.

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