Paris Hilton's new music video
Funny comments: (from The Superficial)
+I don't get sound on this computer, so in my mind she is singing acapella "there's sand in my vagina, there's sand in my vagina". Turn your sound off and try it. It really works. It's like that Pink Floyd - Wizard of Oz thing.
+Hopefully STDs can't be transferred through the TV and internet, but something tells me the technology exists. Every station manager that plays this song/ video deserves to be fired and forced to fuck her as punishment. Then we need to be able to laugh and point at them as their dicks shrivel up and fall off like a newborn's umbilical cord.
+As the great philosopher Bart Simpson once said, "before this, I didn't think it was possible for something to suck and blow at the same time." Leave it to Paris to reach new levels of craptacular entertainment.
+the stars are blind. great title. i understand the working title of this song was "i gave the stars syphillis" but it didn't play well in focus groups. initially i thought i was getting turned on by this video, but it turns out that my genitals were trying to kill themselves.
+In related news:
Paris rolled over on a dirty needle while filming "The Stars Are Blind" video. The needle was taken to an area hospital, treated and released. It is expected to make a full recovery.
+There's never a tidal wave when you need one. . .
+thanks, paris. Not only stars are blind now, so am I.
+This video is so boring it's like it never really existed and I never really saw it.
It's the visual equivalent of eating celery.
Puke, yawn.
+Let's hope the stars are deaf as well...
+I don't get sound on this computer, so in my mind she is singing acapella "there's sand in my vagina, there's sand in my vagina". Turn your sound off and try it. It really works. It's like that Pink Floyd - Wizard of Oz thing.
+Hopefully STDs can't be transferred through the TV and internet, but something tells me the technology exists. Every station manager that plays this song/ video deserves to be fired and forced to fuck her as punishment. Then we need to be able to laugh and point at them as their dicks shrivel up and fall off like a newborn's umbilical cord.
+As the great philosopher Bart Simpson once said, "before this, I didn't think it was possible for something to suck and blow at the same time." Leave it to Paris to reach new levels of craptacular entertainment.
+the stars are blind. great title. i understand the working title of this song was "i gave the stars syphillis" but it didn't play well in focus groups. initially i thought i was getting turned on by this video, but it turns out that my genitals were trying to kill themselves.
+In related news:
Paris rolled over on a dirty needle while filming "The Stars Are Blind" video. The needle was taken to an area hospital, treated and released. It is expected to make a full recovery.
+There's never a tidal wave when you need one. . .
+thanks, paris. Not only stars are blind now, so am I.
+This video is so boring it's like it never really existed and I never really saw it.
It's the visual equivalent of eating celery.
Puke, yawn.
+Let's hope the stars are deaf as well...
posted by Daphne at
9:03 PM
