Sometimes, I'm just too cool

Nothing ever surprises me anymore.

Or maybe it's simply because I'm so brilliant I became a seer.

someone: I know something!
me: What?
someone: It will shock you.
me: Go ahead.
someone: somethingsomethingblahblahblahfabbityfab
me: ... Oh well. I've always wondered about it anyway.

I'm fabulous. Sad but fabulous nonetheless.